No Sandwiches, No Peace

I'm eagerly anticipating March 1. Not eating a sandwich has gotten ridiculous.

Today these thoughts actually went through my mind:

I made a bowl of soup and had a piece of peanut butter bread I wanted to dip in the soup and eat along with it.

After I made it I folded it to make it easier to eat. Immediately after I did this I unfolded it. I figured I couldn't fold the piece of bread in half because then technically that could have been considered a sandwich.

So instead, I left the piece of peanut butter bread unfolded. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to eat a slice of peanut butter bread that is not toasted? Difficult.

This is getting out of hand.